Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

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Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.... HAHAHAHA

What's the best part of a baker's body?

Their buns.

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Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

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Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

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What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

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What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk