Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

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What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

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Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

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What do you call a group of bankers?

A Wunch

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

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How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk