Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

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Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

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How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.