Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What do you call a redneck family of bakers?

Inbread!

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.