Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.... HAHAHAHA

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.