Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

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Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

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Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

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How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

What is a ferret funeral?

Serious business

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What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.