Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."