Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

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What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

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Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)