Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!