Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

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What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.