Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.

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What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk