Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

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What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!

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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What is the fiercest flower in the garden ?

The tiger lily !

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...