Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

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What's the most popular red wine?

We want our land back!!

When does a horse neigh?

Whinny wants to!

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Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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Seizure salad.

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What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

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A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.