Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down"

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.