Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

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Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

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What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.