Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.