Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

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Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

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What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."