What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.

What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor?

One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner.

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What would Kim Jong Un call his children?

His young'uns

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

What do you call a black man that summons the dead?

A Nergomancer

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What did the orphan poker player say?

Will you raise me?