What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

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What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

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Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

What is a nickname for any black man?

Tripod, because they have an extra leg..

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

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What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)