What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States