Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

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What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Why was the glow worm unhappy ?

Because her children weren't that bright !

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Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

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What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction