Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

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What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.