Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

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Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

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Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.