Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

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Why was the glow worm unhappy ?

Because her children weren't that bright !

How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

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What do you call a broken snake?

A reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!