How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold?

Because they've gott mit-uns

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What is green and flying over Poland?

Peter Panski

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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What do you call a black brick with three holes in it?

A polish bowling ball.

What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

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What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .