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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!"

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

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