Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was the young bear so spoiled?

A: Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle?

Abu Bikr

Why was the motorcycle going so slow?

Because it was two tired!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Conquer Jokes More Conquer Jokes

What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .