When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.
One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.
One's constantly preparing for lunch.
A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.
I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."
Because he hasn't Read October.
Because it's baby food.
Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
They'd get caught in the chain.
Chowasaki. - Pat H.
Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
Boomsticks
A fake name
Because they should use protection to practice safe text
They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving
