Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

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Why does the KKK wear all white?

Because they hate black, people!!!

Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

TOTEM POLE

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

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Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.