Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor?

Beef on WIC

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does a little sister ride?

What does a little sister ride? A Nissan.

What's the Difference Between Guts and Balls?

Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride. Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Conquer Jokes More Conquer Jokes

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!"

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.