Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Why couldn't the motorcycle make it home?

Because it was two tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

Conquer Jokes More Conquer Jokes

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."