For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History
The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D
Blowing Swallowing Gargeling
A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.
Americans put it everywhere!
European
When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?
With their aye-phones.
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
