What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

What's the difference between pokemon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon go always goes down on me

American Jokes More American Jokes

How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

European Jokes More European Jokes

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.