What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

How do you call Canadian people?

Unarmed Americans.

European Jokes More European Jokes

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.