What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

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What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

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What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!

What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

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What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !