What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

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Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

European Jokes More European Jokes

What are you in the bathroom?

European

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

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What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !