What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"

European Jokes More European Jokes

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.