For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History
I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.
Pokemon go always goes down on me
Enough to make one President.
Let's go PAL.
A turk.
To avoid a hostel takeover.
With their aye-phones.
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.