How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

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What do you call a pirate with polio?

FD Arghhhh.

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

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What did the nudist criminal say when he agreed to a criminal plan?

I'm in, but I'm not decent."

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

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What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.