How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

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What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.