How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

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What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

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How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)