How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

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What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.