What did the nudist criminal say when he agreed to a criminal plan?

I'm in, but I'm not decent."

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with