How much did the pie cost?

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Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

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How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

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