No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.
They are the wurst.
Freud rice.
He heard the food was a mess.
I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
Edit: Whoops wrong sub.
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
It's the only chance they have to mate.
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)