What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

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Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.

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What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

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What do you call a dear with no eyes?

A: No eye-deer.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer !