because seven ate nine.
Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
A hot dog and a six pack.
Because seven ten eleven!
Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)
Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!
To get to the other side.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)