What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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Which was?

We ate Bill" OMG. How long were you in there "4 minutes"

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

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How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono