What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

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What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen