What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

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John Linen

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.