What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

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Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

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What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

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Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

Why wouldn't blastoise share with charizard?

He was a shellfish pokemon.

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Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

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What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

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What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.