What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

Who's there ! Arizona ! Arizona who ?

Arizona room for one of us in this town !

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What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Who get saved?

The United States of America