What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

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Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

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How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.