What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

What's the biggest city in the United States?

Obesity