What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Who get saved?

The United States of America

What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist