What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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Which year is the most popular?

1969

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

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What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco