What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What is the most military day of the year?

A: March 4th.

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Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

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Whats that when you keep moving constantly produces something white ?

Its toothbrush dear dirty minded people..

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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What's the biggest city in the United States?

Obesity

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.