What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What should I buy for dinner?

I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.

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When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

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What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.