What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

What is the most military day of the year?

A: March 4th.

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How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

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Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

we have the Iron Giant

What do you call a lazy immigrant ?

A United States citizen