What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

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Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.