How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

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Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.

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What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

What's red and smells like paint?

Red paint

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Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.