How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

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Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday?

Halloween Halloween Halloween!

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.