How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How did the depressed man get around town?

Moped

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia?

It gives them an opportunity to .

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Benjammin Moore mon

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

With a mouse warming party !

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey