How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll?

They blow themselves up.

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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

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What are you celebrating?

They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

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What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!