How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

Previous Random Joke Next
Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike :(