How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

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Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

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Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?

Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.

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What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave