Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

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How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...