Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

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What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.

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What do you call an egyptian sun god with a colombian accent?

ShakiRA

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.