Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

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What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone?

My hip!*

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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What do you call an egyptian sun god with a colombian accent?

ShakiRA

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...