Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

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['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone?

My hip!*

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What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.