Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Shaki Ra Jokes More Shaki Ra Jokes

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What do you call an egyptian sun god with a colombian accent?

ShakiRA