Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

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What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

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How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...