Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

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To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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Where do books sleep?

A: Under their covers.

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

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What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.