Why does Shakira have such a hard time ...

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

Shaki Ra Jokes More Shaki Ra Jokes

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.