Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

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Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

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What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

What do you call an egyptian sun god with a colombian accent?

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