Why does Shakira have such a hard time ...

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Shaki Ra Jokes More Shaki Ra Jokes

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...