Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

Who's there ! Attila ! Attila who ?

Attila you no lies !

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

Shaki Ra Jokes More Shaki Ra Jokes

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

What do you call an egyptian sun god with a colombian accent?

ShakiRA