What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.