What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?

A Mexican is going to lay them one day

Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier with long arms?

An army soldier

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!