What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What did pinnochio's girlfriend say when they were 69'ing?

Lie to me

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

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What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"