What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

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What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

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What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.