What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

What do you call lying furniture?

Untrustable

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold."

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."