What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !