What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Who's there ! Al ! Al who ?

Al lied !

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What's a Hindu?

it lays iggs."

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran