What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?

A Mexican is going to lay them one day

Previous Random Joke Next

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.