What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?

A Mexican is going to lay them one day

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What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.