What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?

A Mexican is going to lay them one day

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How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do Mexicans make refried beans?

Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)