Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?

A Mexican is going to lay them one day

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do you call two lesbians in the closet?

a liquor cabinet.

What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Groove Jokes More Groove Jokes

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.