Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

Previous Random Joke Next
Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

BEST MIME EVER!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do you call an army of lesbians?

Militia Etheridge

What do Brazil and lesbians have in common?

Neither like touching balls.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

Groove Jokes More Groove Jokes

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove