A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.
Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.
Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.
Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?
A lickalottapus.
A lickalottapuss.
A. Because he wanted to be a smarty
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
Tongue and groove.
A tampon.