Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

A: Public access.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Groove Jokes More Groove Jokes

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!