Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

BEST MIME EVER!

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

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How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?

A lick-her cabinet

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Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

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How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove