What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

Bad Habit Jokes More Bad Habit Jokes

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

What do you call a nun with a drinking problem?

A bad habit