What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

Bad Habit Jokes More Bad Habit Jokes

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.