What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

Bad Habit Jokes More Bad Habit Jokes

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.