What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

Bad Habit Jokes More Bad Habit Jokes

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit