What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Bad Habit Jokes More Bad Habit Jokes

What do you call a nun with a drinking problem?

A bad habit

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.