What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

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Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

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What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm