What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

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Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.

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What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

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I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

Where are the cleanest bathrooms on college campuses?

The women's bathrooms in the engineering building. Credit to