Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

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So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

Middle Eastern Jokes More Middle Eastern Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why does Middle Eastern civilization have no major accomplishments?

Garbanzo Bean Jokes More Garbanzo Bean Jokes

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

Waffle Iron Jokes More Waffle Iron Jokes

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.