What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

Walnut Jokes More Walnut Jokes

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts