What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

Walnut Jokes More Walnut Jokes

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.