What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

Walnut Jokes More Walnut Jokes

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts