What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

Walnut Jokes More Walnut Jokes

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts