What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Walnut Jokes More Walnut Jokes

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne