What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Walnut Jokes More Walnut Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a walnut?

I've never had a walnut on my face.

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!