What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a walnut?

I've never had a walnut on my face.

What do you call balls on the wall?

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