What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

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What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

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What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

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What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.