What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

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Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

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What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

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What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

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What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What's the difference between a chick pea and a walnut?

I've never had a walnut on my face.