What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

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What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

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Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

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What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

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Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!