What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

What's the difference between a thug and a pirate's dad?

One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

Chestnut Jokes More Chestnut Jokes

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

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What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..