What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you do if you get bit by something poisonous?

Don't bite it back in retaliation.

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.