What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

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What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience?

About 3 replies in the top comment thread.

What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

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How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

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What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!