What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

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What did one white cop say to another white cop?

Another black man bites the dust.

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."