What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

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What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?

A Barkeologist.

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

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What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark.

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.