What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

Why did the dog sleep on the chandelier?

Because he was a light sleeper.

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

The Holocaust

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What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.