What did King Midas say to get peoples ...

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Where do people with one leg work?

ihop

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

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Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring?

It was Oak, Eh!

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!