What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring?

It was Oak, Eh!

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!