What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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She wanted to be the center of attention.

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What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring?

It was Oak, Eh!

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.