What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

Why are people so impressed with voice control?

Women have been around for 100,000 years

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Because he doesn't know the time of day.

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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring?

It was Oak, Eh!

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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.