Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

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What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

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What did the suave frog say to the hot frog?

You're ribbeting!

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!