Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

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Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

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How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

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Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

What did the suave frog say to the hot frog?

You're ribbeting!