Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

Appearance Jokes More Appearance Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.