Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap"

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

What do you say to get the attention of a gold bar?

AU"

Appearance Jokes More Appearance Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.