Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track
Because they immediately see something about you they can change.
Never mind, I figured it out.
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.
The older they are the easier they are to pick up.
100$ bill
Moved the trees closer together.
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
He kept looking at his hoes.
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)
Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.
