Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call A man doing Laundry?

Non-existent

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's better than seeing a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

How can transportation be improved in Harlem??

By moving the trees closer together.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

Appearance Jokes More Appearance Jokes

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.