Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.
Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
When it isn't made up yet.
Mind if I Slytherin
I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.
A family friend paying a visit.
Patty
Because she's a woman
Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
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A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)
Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.
