Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous
Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*
A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
Somewhere around a buck an ear.
You wouldn't want to get repossessed!
Nothing, I already told her twice.
Nun
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
By moving the trees closer together.
AHEM!
They always have to be centaur of attention.
Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.
