His life improved after he met the rock.
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Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
By moving the trees closer together.
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
Have CNN report on how bad it is
To improve his bite !
He wanted to improve his bite.
2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge
Move the trees closer together.
Moved the trees closer together.
Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."
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Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"
Best vicious of the season
Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.
It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.
He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.
Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
They were both fingered by their brother.
I don't know, she hasn't opened it
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Tequila! ... go to the home improvement store in December Fajitas!
Apparently 10 aren't enough :
Because he couldn't see that well!
Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)
Because n always has to be the center of attention.
Pay $100 for 30 minutes
Christians pay for their sins
