What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

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What's ten inches long and white?

Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

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Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

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What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.