What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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What is cleverer than a talking cat ?

A spelling bee !

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.