What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

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What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.