What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking