What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out."

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the atheist's view on God?

Nahweh.

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.