Pleasure Jokes

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character?

Ten.

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

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What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

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What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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What's in common between Batman and a black guy?

They can't go into a store without Robin

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Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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