Pleasure Jokes

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character?

Ten.

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

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What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What do you call the entrance to a brothel?

Hodor

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

What do you call an Asian getting mugged?

Black and Yellow

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"