Pleasure Jokes

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character?

Ten.

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

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What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

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What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

What do you call a rigged carnival?

An UnFair.

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What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel?

Hodor.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Audiophile Jokes More Audiophile Jokes

Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight?

Because they're lossless.

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

How good are you at PowerPoint?

I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

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Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!