Pleasure Jokes

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character?

Ten.

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

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What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

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Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

she hits women

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

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Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

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What do you call a asian and a black guy??

A math problem.

What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

uh...a blacker eye?

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Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff

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How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

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How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday