Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

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What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.