Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

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What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.