Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

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Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

because then they would be Chicken sedans

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.