What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry?

Chicken tikka m'sala

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

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What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry."