Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

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Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry?

Chicken tikka m'sala

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

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How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Tofu Jokes More Tofu Jokes

What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty?

Misoyaki!

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

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What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

gt simplistic 10 letters

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt: