Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right! We do taste like chicken!

What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

Tofu Jokes More Tofu Jokes

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty?

Misoyaki!

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Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

gt marked as spam

What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

gt simplistic 10 letters