What came first the egg or the Chicken?

the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.