What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

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What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !