What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

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How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up