What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

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How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!