How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

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How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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What do you call a PED for bears?

Polaroids.

Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum