How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The mods do that for her.

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

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How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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What do bears get at raves?

Mauly.

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum