How do you know a blonde likes you?

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Row Jokes More Row Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

How do you know a blonde likes you?

A: She screws you two nights in a row.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.