How do you know a blonde likes you?

A: She screws you two nights in a row.

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How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

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What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

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How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

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What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.