How do you know a blonde likes you?

A: She screws you two nights in a row.

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What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

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What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

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How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.